9 p.m., Sticky Fingerz. $8 adv., $10 d.o.s.
It's true and it's awesome: America's Funnyman himself, Neil Hamburger, is going to bring the yuks, laffs, and guffaws to dear Little Rock. Armed with nothing but a microphone, a laser-honed wit, an armful of cocktails and buckets of charm, Mr. Hamburger takes aim at Red Hot Chili Peppers, Paris Hilton and, God help us, Heath Ledger. Fans of Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia and Jeff Dunham: Don't even worry about researching this guy. Just come.