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Not a love story

Because Valentine's Day is a garbage holiday, here are tales of woe, heartbreak and missed connections.

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Napoleon Dynamite, fresh out of jail
Chain-smoking and talking about his ex-girlfriend on a first date.
By Anonymous

Break-up sex
A plan goes awry.
By Anonymous

Valentine's with Tony Hawk
Also, mariachis and food poisoning.
By Matthew Rowe

Them dumplin'
An infatuation with a party bus driver.
By Rachael Borné

Sweet tarts
Short stories on missed connections.
By Anonymous, Anonymous, and Anonymous

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