Why are so many people voting early, the confused and cranky anchorman asked of George Stephanopoulos tonight.
How can they, how can they, when we still have five days to go?
Oh, the humanity!
They might not have all the facts yet! Charlie maintained stoutly. Oh, really, Charlie? Like what? More fantasies from the McCain/Palin Smear Talk Express?
I guess on Friday he’ll be wondering how it is even possible that any voters could even have their minds made up at all, with four whole days to go till November 4.
Why, anything could happen!
Quote of the Day
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - -Voltaire