by Robert Bell
THE DANGEROUS IDIOTS
9:30 p.m. White Water Tavern.
It is to be a celebratory affair, with the band playing their rock songs and the crowd clapping, cheering, snapping their fingers in the beatnik fashion, perhaps whistling, making merry, letting it all hang out, letting their freak flag or freak flags fly, getting down, boogieing down, air-guitaring, air drumming, air singing, actually singing and possibly calling out for requests.
On that point, please do not scream "Freebird" over and over again. Once will be enough. Actually, zero times will be more than enough. After all, they're filming and recording this thing. So have fun, but be reasonable. Or if you're not going to be reasonable, you'd better be really funny.
Adam Faucett will open the show.