The Whitest Kids U' Know will bring their no-holds-barred brand of grownup-oriented comedy, as well as all of their trademark zaniness, mischief, high jinks, chicanery, risque tomfoolery and assorted other what-have-you to Reynolds Performance Hall at the University of Central Arkansas Oct. 1, starting at 8 p.m.
If you're one of those uptight folks who gets all self-righteously offended and high-dudgeon-y when presented with jokes about bodily functions, sex, murder, drugs and the like, you'll wanna head right past this one and maybe just keep going on up U.S. Hwy. 65 to Branson, where you'll delight at the family-friendly antics of Yakov Smirnoff. "In Soviet Branson, fast-casual chain restaurants devour you! What a country! Etc.!"
Anyways, tickets to see these white kids make jokes will set you back $5 if you are a UCA student with valid ID or $10 if you are not. Get your tickets here or by calling 501-450-3265, unless you are age 13 or younger, in which case, take a hike.