by Robert Bell
UGLY SWEATER PARTY
8 p.m. Revolution. $6.
Remember all those hideous Christmas sweaters you always got from Aunt Matilda (even though you specifically asked her for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for Gameboy)?
Well, let’s hope you hung on to at least one of those awful things, because here’s where that crummy gift can finally come in handy. Wear your most dreadful holiday abomination and bring at least two nonperishable food items to this all-ages show, a benefit for Arkansas Food Bank.