by Robert Bell
SLOBBERBONE, TWO COW GARAGE
9:30 p.m. White Water Tavern. $10.
So you missed out on seeing the last Two Cow Garage all-weekend blowout back in September because you didn't buy tickets in advance. Well don't make that same mistake again, because this time, the Ohio cow-punkers are playing a double-header with those Denton, Texas, trouble-causers in Slobberbone.
There will be plenty of other performers as well — including the much-loved Tennessee act Glossary — at what will no doubt be a rowdy, boozy ear- and liver-punishing good time.
On that topic, I would encourage any of you imbibers of alcohol to consult my hangover prevention/remediation guide that was published in last week's Times as part of the Smoke Up Johnny preview. The simple guidelines contained therein will serve you well, especially if you're hoss enough to take on both nights of this here throw-down.