DJ Silky Slim helps "bring sexy back to your Thursday night" at Twelve Modern Lounge, 9 p.m., $10 after 10:30.
Jackson Taylor & The Sinners keep the Outlaw country spirit alive with old-school honky-tonk tunes that are the perfect soundtrack for doing body shots of Evan Williams straight off a stripper's navel base, Stickyz, 9 p.m., $7.
Of course, if that sounds good, you might have to toss a coin between that show and JB & The Moonshine Band and Ryan Couron, Denton's Trotline, 9 p.m.
If bustin' a gut sounds like your speed, comedian Dante is at The Loony Bin through Saturday. The Thursday show starts at 8 p.m. and costs $7.
Red Octopus Theater's "Caged Heat" returns to The Public Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $8-$10.