Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else - Arktube, our weekly salute to the most interesting Arkansas-related crapola posted to Youtube in the previous week. Enjoy.
I don't know why this gentleman wishes to whoop all our asses, but he really, really means it.
In this video shot last spring, a fan films the tornado-proof tank owned by Reed Timmer (the guy in the white hat and blue shirt), one of the stars of the Discovery Channel's "Storm Chasers" reality series, as they stopped in for a little pusholine on a dark and stormy night in eastern Arkansas.
Look, folks. I know you're disappointed in the Democrats. But do you really want to hand this country over to 100 million clones of this guy? Please, please, please go vote. Pretty please?
Attention, Coen Brothers. If you don't immediately cease your production of the remake of "True Grit," you might lose this guy's love. You've been warned.
The world's oldest rapper busts rhymes about Miller time. Ice-T has still got it.
No, wait, screw that times infinity. THIS is how accidents happen.