by John Tarpley
1. Go to YouTube
2. Look up a bluesman (we suggest Sonny Boy Williamson II.)
3. Click the new "closed captioning" box
4. Turn on "transcribe audio"
5. Cover your desk chair with a puppy pad.
And we didn't think this video of SBWII doing "Keep It to Yourself" could get any better.
It turns the song into postmodern psychosis one minute...
meantime view the wrong
if you've got
what is the elmo
and i'm linda wertheimer
and a Michael Inscoe poem the next...
she didn't she was
the the war
i don't know
no i don't know
yeah and i don't know that
Doubtless, this insane shit would have been the most rational stuff Sonny Boy would have ever said.