NEIL HAMBURGER 9 p.m., Sticky Fingerz. $8 adv., $10 d.o.s.
It's true and it's awesome: America's Funnyman himself, Neil Hamburger
, is going to bring the yuks, laffs, and guffaws to dear Little Rock. Armed with nothing but a microphone, a laser-honed wit, an armful of cocktails and buckets of charm, Mr. Hamburger takes aim at Red Hot Chili Peppers
, Paris Hilton
and, God help us, Heath Ledger
. Fans of Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia and Jeff Dunham: Don't even worry about researching this guy. Just come.