I'm sure all y'all love the Times
so much that you've clicked through every ad on our website, but in case you haven't, let me point you to the Half Off Depot
It's a gift certificate website, where local restaurants like Capi's
and Cheeburger Cheeburger
offer gift certificates worth twice what they're selling them for. For instance, for $25 you can get a gift certificate for Capi's worth $50.
Most of the gift certificates Half Off sells come in the mail. So you pay up front, then a week later you get your gift certificate, but Capi's and Trio's both can be printed immediately.
Be warned, there are often drink exceptions, but still, it's a stupid good deal.