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Alright. Let's cut to the chase. There's a chance you'll spend tonight getting pants-shittingly drunk while unintentionally propagating Irish stereotypes and confusing the Irish with the Scottish. If you feel like making a drunken fool of yourself in public, here are your best bets.
Rev Room, Sticky Fingerz, Gusano's, Flying Saucer and Willy D's (so pretty much every River Market bar except for Ernie Biggs and Big Whiskey) is doing a St. Paddy's pub crawl tonight starting at 9 p.m. A $10 wristband will get you open access to each bar.
Town Pump is doing their weekly karaoke with Debbi T. Expect to hear more takes on "Gloria" and "Sunday Bloody Sunday" this time around, 10 p.m., $3.
Union brings Josh the Devil and the Sinners for a free show, 10:30 p.m.
ACAC hosts "Green Beers for Green Queers" with music by Brooklyn twee outfit, Pearl and the Beard, and locals Francis and Frank, Physical Science and Megamatt, 9 p.m., $5.
Cornerstone Pub has Janet Air, 8 p.m.
The Afterthought brings jazz combo Charles Woods and Co., 8 p.m., $5.
Fox and Hound rocks out with party band The Gettys, 9 p.m., $5.