I was busy burning furniture in the yard and missed "American Idol" last night, but based on the clip above, Internet chatter and our resident "Idol" expert, Conway's Kris Allen served up not just the best performance of the night, but his best of the competition.
Still, screw the judges for not pimping him more. I'm with EW.com's Michael Slezak
, where is "Kris Allen, you actually have a chance to win this thing," from the judges?
Elimination prediction: The blonde from Utah who warbles will don boob-pouch dresses and wave her sleeve-tattooed arm arhythmically no more.