Here's a preview of our review of "Friday the 13th," which'll be online tomorrow: It's bad.
While trolling the web today, I stumbled across an old rumor
—that the same people behind "Friday" would produce a remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street," starring Billy Bob.
As superfluous and silly as these endless horror remakes are, that could be amazing. Keep fingers crossed that "Friday" does well enough at the box office to help convince all the money people to move forward.