This is the 21st Century, people!
We've come to a point where kooky words can be written and, on the same day, t-shirts can be designed and up for sale. It's the future.
Visit the Rock Candy Cafe Press
store to pick-up the ringer-T, tank top, maternity-t, coffee mug or thong that fits your personality best.
All proceeds (are there proceeds?) go directly to the Poor Lil' Movie Critics of America fund*.
*Or to my bar tab.