"Gay is this year's black." - myspace.com tag
"I'm not a hunter, I'm a gatherer" - Rivermarket at Lunch
[Woman 1] - "I just wanna say, I don't care for Melinda [Doolittle]."
[Woman 2] - "Well, I just wanna say, I don't care for you." - Starbucks on Cantrell.
"ADHD is like the worst ADD you can have, it's like the worst, so if I can't do something, it's like the best reason why." - kid at Chilli's on Rodney Parham.
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