Over to you.
UPDATE: proof positive that assholes can fly. A photo
on Twitter from NWA D-G showed a turkey again being tossed from a plane today at Yellville Turkey Trot. More national advertising for Arkansas.
Yellville Chamber of Commerce, this is your show.
Update II: The Baxter Bulletin said at least three turkeys were dropped from an airplane registered to a Yellville man. Photos indicated at least two survived. The plane made more passes and it wasn't clear if more birds were dropped.