AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott on Tuesday asked the State Guard to monitor a U.S. military training exercise dubbed "Jade Helm 15" amid Internet-fueled suspicions that the war simulation is really a hostile military takeover.
To which I say: Who wants 'em?
Don't know if Debbie Pelley was at the anguished public hearing on the invasion. But she'd have been right at home.