by Max Brantley
Some odds and ends this gray Sunday morning:
I'd also like to know if this job was advertised. I'd like to know when the discussions for hiring begin. I'd like to know what other perks — retirement, car, etc. — might be provided. Most of all, given the hiring of a sitting legislator who sponsored UCA budget bills for a $132,000 public job almost the minute he leaves the Capitol and given Baker's involvement in ethical lapses during the Lu Hardin administration (special housing for his son; university expenditures on his political campaign; payment of university money into the treasury of a private foundation that employed Baker), I'm curious how Courtway and Baker will assure the public of a more ethical operation in the future. I could also wish a $132,000 vice president would talk to the Arkansas Times, but the recent past indicates that I need not pin any hopes on that.
I also hope anybody who spies former Senator Baker in Joint Budget in January will snap a photo and send it along.
* HOW BAD IS IT FOR THE HOGS?: The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette sports page gave top billing this morning to Henderson State's football blowout of the crosstown Bible college. Has there ever been a lamer duck coach than poor old John L. Smith? But what can you do now? Fire him and bring in Jack Crowe for the last two games?
* FAITH DIDN'T LEAD THE VOTERS HOME: It was a bad election last week (in the U.S. and Europe) for the hierarchy of the Catholic church, but the pope and bishops aren't giving up. Oppression of gays remains No. 1 on the Pope's hit parade (with oppression of nuns close behind), ahead of all the historic and monumental social justice campaigns of the church.
It was, of course, also a bad week for the Religious Right, except in Dixie.
They are reeling not only from the loss of the presidency, but from what many of them see as a rejection of their agenda. They lost fights against same-sex marriage in all four states where it was on the ballot, and saw anti-abortion-rights Senate candidates defeated and two states vote to legalize marijuana for recreational use. [Iowa voters also ratified service by a Supreme Court justice who endorsed the opinion legalizing gay marriage there and Wisconsin, a state with an earlier anti-gay-marriage amendment and a retrograde governor, elected a lesbian senator.]
It is not as though they did not put up a fight; they went all out as never before: The Rev. Billy Graham dropped any pretense of nonpartisanship and all but endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Roman Catholic bishops denounced President Obama’s policies as a threat to life, religious liberty and the traditional nuclear family. Ralph Reed’s Faith and Freedom Coalition distributed more voter guides in churches and contacted more homes by mail and phone than ever before.
“Millions of American evangelicals are absolutely shocked by not just the presidential election, but by the entire avalanche of results that came in,” R. Albert Mohler Jr., president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, in Louisville, Ky., said in an interview. “It’s not that our message — we think abortion is wrong, we think same-sex marriage is wrong — didn’t get out. It did get out.
“It’s that the entire moral landscape has changed,” he said. “An increasingly secularized America understands our positions, and has rejected them.”
Yes, but Mohler misses an important point. The growth in secular Americans is important. But there are millions of God-fearing Americans who believe contraception is not immoral. Who believe that abortion, particularly in the early stages of pregnancy or on account of grievous medical conditions, is not immoral. Who believe that homosexuality is a fact of human life, even ordained by God. There are churches full of homosexual worshippers, in fact. Anyone —open mind or closed — would do well to read this brilliant article, "Love on the March," on homosexuality down through history in the current New Yorker. Conservative fundamentalists will reject the review there of what the Bible and Jesus say — or maybe don't say — about homosexuality. But it might surprise them to know that some pretty distinguished scholars say that Biblical instructions are not so clear as they might think.
Salon's Joan Walsh has this take on the divided country, by the way, beginning with a Republican talking point:
“’A broad mandate this is not.’
Really? Let’s review. Obama won 93 percent of African Americans, 71 percent of Latinos and an astonishing 75 percent of Asian Americans, a group that used to split between parties. He won a majority of Catholics, Jews and Muslims as well as the religiously non-affiliated (he only lost white Protestants.) He won women and young people. The only group he lost was white people, and particularly older white people and extremely particularly older white men.
PS Don't get me wrong by the way. I know the culture war isn't over by any stretch, as this Salon article argues well. But I welcome any election that isn't solely decided on one-note dog whistles. (I know, the Arkansas voter DID respond to a one-note anti-Obama whistle.)
* DO I HEAR A SECOND? Speaking of the divided country. Lots of Internet attention to a teabagging Texas Republican official who was moved to call for secession as a response to the Obama victory. Better than a union with "baby-murdering, tax-raising socialists," he says. Yes. Texas for sure. And maybe Dixie, too. Good time to re-run that viral red state/blue state email.
FROM THE INTERNET FOR HUMOR, NOT REPRESENTED AS FACT AS TO STATS CITED
Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.
We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.
Citizen of the Enlightened States of America