by Max Brantley
Over to you. Not much else to report.
* KING PARADE ROUTE SHOOTING: LRPD says a teenaged girl was shot — wounds not believed to be life threatening — when an argument broke out near 18th and Battery, near the M.L. King Day Parade route.
* KING DAY HISTORY LESSON: The comment thread on the Channel 4 Facebook page will fill you full of fresh knowledge about the King/Lee Day in Arkansas, not to mention despair. Did you know, for example, that blacks in Africa were sold into slavery for breaking tribal law in Africa and that the South always treated everyone fairly? Calling Mr. Ripley. You already knew President Obama was itching to impose Sharia law, I suppose.