by Max Brantley
Better still, the geese are Twittering:
PLEASE sign our petition asking the city not to rustle our feathers so much when kicking us out of the park
And about that on-line petition: Here it is, attention to Gunnery Officer Pat Hays, commodore of the Dogtown fleet and mayor of Argenta.
I heard on TV last night that "hunters" are beating down the doors to apply to take part in the "hunt" of this resident bird population to reduce it from 200 to 50.
Get a border collie.