This from The Atlantic is funny. Who does Mike Huckabee hate more — Mitt Romney or Rick Perry?
Mike Huckabee hates Mitt Romney. But Huckabee also hates Rick Perry. Which grudge takes precedence? You have to check the Huckabee Grudge Calculator.
May I flatter myself? I think I beat both these chumps on that calculator. (David, am I right?) The Atlantic must have missed the article in which Huckabee said the Golden Rule could solve the country's problems.