by Max Brantley
People for the American Way, a group that keeps up with zanies so you don't have to work at it full-time, has unearthed the reason for the Arkansas bird and fish deaths and other recent disturbing natural happenstances.
It could be God's punishment for the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell.
I s*** you not.
The birds died in Beebe. Fish died in Arkansas, too. The Democratic governor of Arkansas is named Beebe. A former Arkansas governor crafted DADT. Watch: