Any Republican would be better than whore-hopping Sen. David Vitter right? Particularly if he's a former justice of the Louisiana Supreme Court, right?
Not so fast.
This one's too gothic to condense easily, but the Vitter challenger, Chet Traylor, is said to have broken up another man's marriage; is in an estate fight with the children of that now-deceased wife, and also dating a stepson's estranged wife.
Family values, GOP style.
Maybe there's hope for Democrat Charlie Melancon yet. But that would depend on good sense among Louisiana voters.