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Mike Huckabee is the key to great sex, says GQ

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In the new sex-themed issue of GQ, there is an article that's sadly not available online called "Have You Used the Huckabee Technique?" by Bruno Maddox. It's about 800 words and includes discussions on why other methods don't work and the mental mechanics of this one, but here's the gist:

"When you're making love to a lady, as can happen, and you find yourself suddenly desperate to postpone the moment at which you are no longer making love to her, if you follow me, then the absolute best thing to think about, in your mind, better than baseball, better than corpses, better than your mother in a wet suit, is former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee playing the bass guitar."

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