Here's the thing. I'm creaky and want to lie abed this a.m. But no newspaper came! Now I'll have to sit upright at the machine to see what the daily has come up with.
Is this the future?
Remember during the newspaper war when the newspapers rented every four-wheel drive vehicle in town to make sure the paper got delivered despite sleet or snow? (The Democrat moved fast and got all of them one snowy night, if memory serves). But if you're reading this, of course, you're different. Your already perched at the screen.