OK. Latest flag controversy. Rose City's favorite son, Jerry Jones, doesn't have a U.S. flag on permanent display INSIDE his stadium-to-end-all-stadiums -- Cowboy Stadium in Dallas. He's got them outside and they employ them plenty, as this photo attests. (That photo above from Cowboy stadium this summer is a screwup of some sort, I'm sure.)
I suggest Jerry bring in Will Phillips to say this is US of A, by damn, and people who don't like the way Jerry chooses to pledge the flag can jump off a bridge. The ACLU has his back.