by Max Brantley
There's a Chuck Berry song or a Bro. Dave routine somewhere in this news report from the Searcy Daily Citizen:
SEARCY, Ark. – A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges. A police report said a 35-year-old man kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident.
Cop finally bumped the cyclist to a stop. A witness quoted in the police report said the man was "naked as a jaybird."