Ain’t Arkinsaw quaint? I know the first thing I’d do to show off our state is to run them up to Yellville so they could see the yokels drop panicked turkeys out of airplanes. I know they’d want to go because I’d tell rich and rollicking stories about it at every out-of-state conference I attended.
I hope, however, as much as I find mistreatment of dumb animals funny and as much as I like to hoot and holler at this great sport, I wouldn’t have the blind, staggering hypocrisy to make myself the self-anoninted champion of animal cruelty legislation.
I guess, though, that Attorney General Dustin McDaniel’s stupid blunder sends the signal it is supposed to send to the poultry lobby that runs this state — hey, cruelty to poultry is OK by me.
Here’s the link on the story, so you can now see all of “dignitaries” who just couldn’t wait to see our quaint turkey terrorism after hearing McDaniel’s tales about it. They include New Jersey Attorney General Anne Milgram. As they said on Heehaw — HOW-DEE!