I'll leave the snark (and everybody's seen this one) to you. News release:
The Peabody Little Rock
WHO/WHAT: Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, of Springdale, Ark., and their 17 children Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah and Jennifer will celebrate Mother¹s Day with a duck march and brunch at The Peabody Little Rock. The Duggars will arrive at the hotel Saturday evening. They will be joined by Discovery Health/TLC documentary producers, who will capture this special day for Mrs. Duggar. The entire family will receive a lesson in caring for the Peabody Ducks by Duck Master Lloyd Withrow and will serve as honorary duck masters for the day.
WHEN: Sunday, May 11, 10:45 a.m. (The duck march begins at 11 a.m. sharp.)
WHERE: The Peabody Little Rock Lobby
UPDATE: Thanks to Historian, I now know that No. 18 is in the oven.