I swear this isn't from The Onion but from CBS news. It's about the Air Force's desire to study, among other non-lethal weapons, a bomb that would turn enemy troops gay. The project ultimately was rejected.
The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another ..."