You've read about it. You've heard about it. Now YOU can own it.
I'm talking about this cherry 1992 Volvo wagon. It has 108,000 miles on the odometer, which does still work. The body is rough, as you can see. The radio has been stolen. The a/c is currently not functioning. The various radio thefts have disabled the electronic locking mechanisms. It drives good, believe it or not, thanks to a fine tune from Helmich Auto in Hillcrest. The rubber? Great. Nearly new tires. The finest on sale from Austin Brothers. There is a first-rate highway emergency kit included, with a flashlight, tire iron and Band-Aids.
And history? You don't get history like this. Multiple radio thefts. The only car in Little Rock from which a set of discuses have been stolen. A homeless man spent a night in the backseat on a snowy night. It has run out of gas on the Bonne Carre Spillway outside New Orleans. Been to scenic landmarks of our country from sea to shining sea.
And it can now be yours. $995 for the first cash offer. OB (Higher) O. You could be fishing in Harris Brake tomorrow in this fine car.
Write firstname.lastname@example.org or call me at 663-6758 or 375-2985.
No warranties implied or given..