It's a slow morning. The world is going to hell. George Bush is trying to end three-branch government. So we turn to the Benton Courier for some relief. It seems a Saline deputy fired his gun accidentally during a rest room visit at the IHOP and tried to slide out of the restaurant past startled employees and customers by claiming the noise was just a toilet seat banging down. The crack Saline sheriff's office is all over this presumably unauthorized use of force, though not to the point of naming their Barney Fife. You're going to have to turn over that bullet again, big boy.
Courier has photo of bullet hole in restroom ceiling. Why we not have?