by Max Brantley
I say football.
On the other: I'm not sure I saw correctly, but I looked out my window before 7 a.m. this morning and it looked like people were walking into Office Depot. What's that about?
UPDATE: I'm shuttling people to a tailgate at War Memorial. It's a zoo out there. Has parking always been $20 in the neighborhood? Best sight so far: Two co-eds, black jeans, matching Razorback T-shirts. Each had a bright red Hog painted on a cheek (face). Each had a Razorback folding chair in a shoulder sling. One was pulling a rolling red cooler as they strolled down Van Buren Street. Each had a Coors Light in a Razorback cozy. Sorry I didn't have a camera. And this was at 10:15 a.m. Kickoff 1:30.