We are reading between Channel 11's very cautious lines, but it sounds like they are on vibrator/etc. patrol in Russellville. At the Electric Moo, of all places.
UPDATE: Our Pope County filling station bureau chief submitted the photo here of items of a sexual nature found for sale in a roadside rest stop. The Russellville police can drag us before a grand jury, but we will not reveal our confidential source on this item, patriotically renamed during the happier days of the Iraq war. But it's clearly time for another bust.