by Max Brantley
Something about this Jonesboro Sun story (link updated) sounds just a touch fishy. You decide. A group of people are in an IHOP, avidly discussing religion, when a group of teenagers proclaim that Satan is their God? They release tear gas? Several people got medical treatment for irritation from something, that much is clear.
If devil worshippers have gone from cattle mutilation to gassing IHOPs, nobody is safe.