by Norma Bates
“At last, the contest
Razorbabies die to win
Each Fall – hoarding nuts.”
Capture Mike Huckabee in your own award-winning Huckabee Haiku!
Somewhere below is the Winner, Razorbabies!
The winner with the WOWiest Huckabee Haiku – adjudicated by the Arkansas Times’ crack Staff (plus an actual Judge!) – takes home the cherished “Norma Bates Plaque of Excellence” or whatever.
A-T Blogger CammackLife won the priceless rare-wood and brass plaque heirloom (personally signed by me) for last year’s “Caption This” contest – the only human being on the planet so honored!
Will it be YOU in 2009? Entries are closed!
“Huckabee Haiku” rules are simple. (If you don’t know how to create a Haiku, go here.)
Enter as often as you like! Tell your friends around the country! They can register on the blog for free, contribute their Haikus and vote too (early and often)!
The A-T staff – plus actual Judge – will select the Top 5 haikus.
Then YOU, Razorbabies, will vote the Winner in early December!
Yes, I personally contacted Mike (very very dear, very very old friend and former Baptist minister) to ask if he was down with the "Huckabee Haiku" contest.
"Sure! I just hope they don't crucify me or whatever."
That’s your cue, Razorbabies.
May the best Huckabee Haiku win!