MADONNA TO MARRY JESUS? . . . | A Damsel in Distress

MADONNA TO MARRY JESUS? . . .

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It’s not what I thought either, thank god. Because THAT would’ve twisted human religious history into a Kabbalah-Catholic Mobius Strip bigger than “The DaVinci Code!”

 

But no. It’s just another 51-year-old cougar rock star retaining fabulous trainers, nutritionists and surgeons to help her snag . . . well . . . Baby Jesus half her age.

 

Can you BLAME her?

 

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We’re talking Jesus Luz here. The male model. NOT the Son of God.


STOP! Razorbabies. It’s working for Demi and Ashton . . . and HER trainers, nutritionists and surgeons.

 

Love finds a way.

 

Nobody ever said Jesus came cheap.

 

Of course, Demi's career's sorta petered out (you should forgive the expression) since Ashton so we wish Madonna and Jesus all the best.

 

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